Welcome to a city where the fun never ends – Glasgow! This isn't just any old place; it's Scotland's biggest city and a cultural tour de force. It's like a grand Ceilidh (a big Scottish party, FYI) of history, breathtaking architecture, a crackin' music scene, and a pure dead brilliant spirit that'll make you feel like you've found your second home. Are you ready to take the high road to Glasgow? Let's get stuck in, shall we?
The best time to visit Glasgow is between May and August, with long summer days and mild temperatures. But hold your horses, citizens! With its famously unpredictable weather, Glasgow is a city that could dish out all four seasons in one day, no matter the season. Still, the Scottish city rolls out the most agreeable climate-carpet from June to August, where it usually hangs around the 15 to 20°C range. But remember, this is Scotland we're talking about! Slip an umbrella into your bag just to be safe.
Coming in for a festival? Try the Glasgow Film Festival in February or the side-splitting, knee-slapping International Comedy Festival in March. And if you can time it right, there's nothing quite like New Year at the spectacular Hogmanay celebrations. Just remember, there's no such thing as having too much fun!
Glasgow is a breeze to reach. Flying in? Hop on Bus 500 – the Airport Express – to get to the city centre (conveniently located right next to citizenM hotels). Once you’re in the city, embrace local transport. Buses, trains, the subway (locally known as 'Clockwork Orange'), taxis, bike rentals – you name it, Glasgow's got it!
Step back in time with a visit to this historic gem. Glasgow Cathedral is the only cathedral in the mainland to have kept the Reformation intact. Whether you're a history buff or a lover of beauty, Glasgow Cathedral is your ticket to Scotland's past.
It's quirky, it's fun and it's got a statue of the Duke of Wellington with a traffic cone on its head – we could only be talking about George Square. Snap a selfie with the Duke or relax with a picnic as you watch the world go by.
Swap your muggle clothes for a cloak and wand as you explore the Hogwarts-like University of Glasgow. The university is also home to the Hunterian Museum and Art Gallery. Come for the Hogwarts vibes and stunning archways, stay for the world-class exhibits.
Step inside the heart of Glasgow’s vibrant music and performing arts scene. The Glasgow Royal Concert Hall is an iconic venue where the arts come alive. From classical concerts to contemporary performances, there's always something fantastic on the bill.
Ever wanted to journey to the edge of the universe? Or maybe explore the human body? At the Glasgow Science Centre, you can do all this and more. This cathedral will delight your inner geek. Don't forget to come back to earth when you're done..
So the Scottish sun decided to put its hat on? Make a beeline for the Glasgow Botanic Gardens, a lush, green Eden nestled within the city. Mosey around the enchanting glasshouses, say hello to the tropical plants and try to pronounce the names of the botanical wonders without getting tongue-tied. And if all that exploring gets too much, there’s always the tearoom. Scone, anyone?
Or perhaps you fancy a Scottish safari? Head over to Pollok Country Park. This massive urban oasis has sprawling lawns, thick woodlands, blooming gardens and yes, even Highland cows (fluffy and Instagrammable, but remember, no cow cuddling, please!). Did we mention it's also home to the Burrell Collection, a world-class museum, too?
For those craving a walk with a view, the Clyde Walkway is your best bet. This tranquil path winds its way along the River Clyde (shock), offering serene views of the city and plenty of birdwatching opportunities. You can stroll, jog, cycle or (if you're feeling particularly lazy) find a cozy spot to watch the river flow by.
Explore Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum, where you can cozy up with Salvador Dali's surreal masterpieces, meet the life-sized diplodocus "Dippy," and uncover the city's vibrant past.
Get shipshape at Riverside – a playground of vintage vehicles, model ships and a real-life street from yesteryears. Warning: shipbuilding obsessions may occur.
Time-travel at Scotland's oldest public museum, Hunterian. From Roman coins to zoological wonders, it's a non-stop historical delight.
Welcome to Finnieston, Glasgow's coolest borough. This vibrant ‘hood is a foodie's dream and a night owl's paradise. Looking for an unforgettable meal or live music that makes your heart thump? Bingo – you've found your spot!
Artsy, architectural and oozing bohemian charm – that's the West End! It's home to the University of Glasgow, indie shops galore and a literary atmosphere that makes you want to write a novel. Or maybe a song. Or just drink coffee and people-watch. We won't judge.
If you've got a thing for stylish bars, delectable restaurants and culture galore, you'll want to set up camp in Merchant City. This district is hopping with art galleries and theaters. Strap in and enjoy the ride!
Bustling, buzzing and bursting with life, Glasgow's City Centre is where it's at! From shopping therapy on Buchanan Street to cultural immersion in George Square and the Glasgow Royal Concert Hall, it's all happening here.
A little bit vintage, a little bit hipster and a whole lot of community spirit, Dennistoun is on the rise! Brimming with Victorian charm and eclectic eateries, it's a cocktail of young professionals, families and great vibes.
Hello, Partick! With its lively atmosphere and riverside location a stone's throw from the Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum, Partick is a diamond in the Glasgow rough. Packed with cafes and bars, it's the perfect blend of chill and thrill.
Picture lush green spaces, stunning Victorian and Edwardian architecture, and a dash of diversity – welcome to Pollokshields! A peaceful nook that boasts a village-like feel, it's a serene daydream in the heart of Glasgow.
Got your tartan bib ready? Great, let's dive into the culinary deep end of Glasgow!
Haggis, neeps and tatties may be the comfort food equivalent of a warm hug but don’t end your food journey just there. Glasgow has a whole banquet of surprises on the menu. Ever bitten into a Mars bar and thought, ‘This could do with a crispy batter?. Yeah, neither have we, but trust us when we say that the deep-fried Mars bar is a must-try (not to mention, the ultimate sugar rush).
Early bird? You've got to order a full Scottish breakfast. Picture succulent sausage, crispy bacon, black pudding, beans, grilled tomato and tattie scones (potato scones). Just don't confuse it with its English cousin. They may look similar, but the Scottish breakfast packs a flavourful punch all its own.
Glasgow's pub scene needs a guide of its own. It's a wild carousel of ales, hops and spirited banter. Heard of the subcrawl? It's a peculiar Glasgow tradition that involves a drink at every stop of the subway. We're just mentioning it, not recommending – mind you. We don’t want you to get blootered, citizens. Now, grab your pint glass, and let's get acquainted with the city's top watering holes.
Where better to sip on Scotland's most innovative craft beer than at its birthplace on Ashton Lane?
Time-travel to the good old days of pub culture with a charming vintage ambiance and an impressive real ale selection.
Gastropub meets gritty charm at Brewhaus. It’s a must-visit for any 'Trainspotting' fan hankering for great food and brews.
The night's still young at this spot, serving up an excellent range of drinks and mouth-watering food ‘til 3am.
Glamorous yet unpretentious, this place serves refreshing drinks in a splendid architectural setting.
Enjoy the best Scotch whisky with a side of good old-fashioned Scottish hospitality.
A hidden gem with real ale, welcoming locals and the best pub quiz in town.
Whisk yourself away to the Highlands without leaving the city. Scotch whiskies, craft ales and toe-tapping folk music await!
Beer enthusiasts, rejoice! With an ever-rotating tap and a whisky list as long as the River Clyde, you're spoiled for choice here.
Dive into Glasgow's underground at this basement bar with a buzzing atmosphere and wallet-friendly prices.
Wrap up your night with a tour of Tennents brewery – the lager maker keeping Scotland's spirits high. We know this list isn't exhaustive, but it's a good place to start. Cheers!
Glasgow's nightlife is legendary! From foot-tapping gigs to globally-renowned shows, the city's beat will undoubtedly move your feet.
Say hello to Glasgow's shiniest music beacon. This space-age dome is a magnet for the world's biggest stars and guarantees an unforgettable night out.
Ready to boogie? Barrowland's iconic neon frontage leads to one of the best dance floors in town. The atmosphere? Electric.
Oasis was discovered here, need we say more? Catch the next big thing in this intimate and beloved venue.
A former church turned music mecca, it's an eclectic mix of big names and emerging talent. Just don’t miss the awe-inspiring painted ceiling. But hey, there's more on the menu than concerts! The city's vibrant rhythm can just as easily be felt in its late-night bars, dance floors and comedy clubs. Here are our top picks:
Dive into Glasgow's gritty underground scene. Great music, eccentric cocktails and a vibrant atmosphere await.
Step back in time at this 1920s speakeasy-style club, complete with live jazz performances and delectable cocktails.
Swap beats for belly laughs. This legendary comedy club promises a side-splitting evening of both up-and-coming and established comedians.
Glasgow is known for its lively spirit and an events calendar as diverse as the city itself. Fancy yourself a film buff? The Glasgow Film Festival gives you front-row seats to highly acclaimed cinema. If arts and culture make your heart sing, the West End Festival brings an explosion of music, theatre and more. And don't even get us started on the World Pipe Band Championships! It’s the most foot-tapping, kilt-swinging, bagpipe-blasting party around.
If retail therapy is your thing, Glasgow will not disappoint. Visit Buchanan Galleries or hit up Buchanan Street to sate those style cravings or stroll around local markets for a unique souvenir that screams 'I’ve been to Glasgow!'
Need a break from the city? Adventure awaits outside the city limits. Hop on a train to Edinburgh and uncover Scotland’s historic charm in just a few hours. Or venture to Oban, the gateway to the Highlands. With fresh seafood, delicious local brews and awe-inspiring landscapes, it’s a refreshing change of scenery. Just keep in mind, the train journey is a bit of a trek – perfect for catching up on that book!
Glasgow is a city of friendly banter and unexpected chats. It's a place where laughter is contagious and good manners go a long way. So, embrace the spontaneity, flash your best smile and go wherever the moment takes you.
Navigating public transport? Easy peasy. But getting the hang of the Scottish lingo? Now, that’s a challenge. Aye, we ain't kidding. Ever tried to decipher a thick, hearty Scottish accent? Let us toss you a wee life preserver, citizens, and give you a leg up for your great Scottish journey. Ready, set, blether!
Aye – Yes A loue ye – I love you (doesn’t always come out sober) Blootered – Drunk Steamin’ – Drunk Boke – Vomit Braw – Good, fine Canny – Careful, sometimes clever Chum – Pal Clipe – To snitch Crabbit – Bad-tempered or Grumpy Dae (pronounced ‘day’) – Do Dinnae – Don’t Drookit – Soaking Wet Eejit – Idiot Greet – Cry Gowk – Fool Haver – Talk Nonsense (Proclaimers fans will have heard this one before!) Ken – Know Noo – Now Peely-walley – Pale Piece – A sandwich Skelp – Slap Tattie – Potato Tube – Idiot (not to get confused with the London Underground) Wee – Small
Ah dinnae ken – I don’t know Haste ye back – Come back soon Haud your wheest – Be quiet Hell slap it intae ye – It’s your own fault Dinnae fash yersel – Don’t worry Keep the heid – Stay calm Yer oot yer face – You’re very drunk Yer bum’s oot the windae – You’re talking nonsense
1. Smourich – If love was a language, a smourich would be its sweetest word! Put simply, it's a smooch from Scotland. 2. Coorie – It's like giving a bear hug to a warm blanket on a chilly day! Think of it as the Scottish way of saying 'snuggle' – or 'cwtch' for our buddies in Wales. 3. Crouss – Imagine you've just had a piece of your favorite chocolate cake...that giddy and joyful feeling is 'crouss'. It's like being tickled from the inside! 4. Flichterin' – Ever seen a butterfly doing the jitterbug, or a candleflame dancing a salsa? That delicate, whimsy fluttering is 'flichterin'. 5. Gloaming – That magical moment when the sun has dozed off, but the stars are still too shy to come out, that's 'gloaming'. It's twilight, but with a touch of Scottish mystery! 6. Solasta – When the sun decides to dress up as a disco ball and shine its brightest. It's like being in the limelight of the universe! 7. Turadh – Picture this: it's been raining cats and dogs, but then the clouds part ways to let the sun play peek-a-boo. A silver lining amidst the Scottish showers! 8. Fearthainn – When Mother Nature decides to take a shower and the heavens open up to quench the Earth's thirst, that's 'fearthainn' i.e. rain. 9. Saorsa – It's the feeling you get when you're dancing like nobody's watching or singing like you're in the shower – the Scottish recipe for freedom! Now that you're equipped with your Scottish slang starter kit, you're ready to hit the cobbled streets. Time to paint the town tartan – off you go!
After a day of gallivanting, you'll be in dire need of somewhere to rest your weary bones, and that’s where citizenM Glasgow fits the bill. Our luxuriously plush mattresses, 24-hour bar and lightning-quick Wi-Fi promise a dreamy night’s rest. So, what are you waiting for? Dive into Glasgow's bustling, urban charm, and dinna forget, we're here to snug ye in after your day's frolics. So get a move on, Glasgow is waiting for you!